Friday, January 06, 2006

A look at my 2005 Predictions and new prognostication for 2006

Here's a link to my 2005 Predictions. Not bad eh? Although the Project of a New American Century boys made damn sure the Iraq elections didn't result in the election of a new pain in democracy nut job, and California didn't as predicted fall into the Pacific Ocean, most of the others were on the money.

Okay, so predicting that OBL wouldn't be found was a no-brainer. They're still looking for this dude in all the wrong places. Pssst. Look for him in the palaces of his family in Saudi Arabia.

Again calling for Brit to get knocked up was again a no-brainer, but come on. Calling the kid Sean Preston. What the hell. Did anyone see that coming. I didn't think so.

Oil prices decline and the big three launch a bigger SUV. Okay so I didn't exactly nail that one. But they haven't changed their business plan either. So I'll call that on a tie.

Mother Nature pimp slaps North America. WOW, not only did she pimp slap us, but she opened a big'ol can of woop ass as well.

Pissed off hockey fans kidnap Bettman and Goodenow and force them to duke it out in a winner take all.....Would have happened too if that pansy Linden hadn't stepped in. I would have had money on Bettman. A guy who has already sold his soul wouldn't have lost to a pussy like Goodenow. So I'm going to call that one a tie as well.

So the score is two not even close, one disqualified because of out side interference, three on the money and two ties. Not bad.


2006 prognostication

1. Arthur wins the lottery.

2. Aliens come from space and declare Arthur supreme ruler of Earth.

3. Arthur finds a suit case full of money, uses the money to fund a coup and becomes dictator of a small, white sand island in the south pacific.

4. Arthur discovers a cure for low female libido. Uses money earns from licensing for new drug to develop a cure for high male libido. Line ups a drug stores spill out into the streets and cause a month of rioting all over the world. Arthur is sued for billions and has to go into hiding.

5. Arthur wins second lottery.

Boy I hope my odds are the same this year.

3 Comments:

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At January 9, 2006 at 9:36 AM, Blogger Trillian said...

Heh heh.

There is already a cure for low female libido. But it changes every twenty minutes. ;)

 
At January 15, 2006 at 6:47 PM, Blogger Carmi said...

In a spectacular fit of marketing boobitude, the pharma company that invents the cure for high male libido accidentally markets it to...men.

After the bankruptcy proceedings are completed, it's discovered that the marketing wizards behind this decision were the same ones who created the Pontiac Aztek, the female condom and the RCA SelectaVision.

 

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