Tuesday, November 22, 2005

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a woman "will you marry me?"

The woman said, "NO!"

So the guy went fishing, played golf a lot, drank loads of beer and farted whenever he wanted, and lived happily ever after.

THE END

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

I'd like to present Exibit A to the Jury!

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless.

You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.