I was asked recently to run a marathon.
I said, "Piss off".
They said "Come on, it's for spastics and blind kids."
Then I thought....FUCK, I could win this....
posted by Arthur @ 2:38 PM
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Suburban King - House, two car garage, kids, blue mini-van.
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!" .
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Clearly, you are not a nice person!
That reminds me of a famous South Park episode...Are you Cartman?
don't nice people have a sence of humor?
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